ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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