Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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