This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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