I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You can't special order awesome
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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