And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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