i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
how does that bad decision feel?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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