Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
A+ Viking dick
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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