Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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