you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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