How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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