just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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