Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He better not be in your backpack
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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