apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm always down for nudity.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
