ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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