Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Randomize
