Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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