white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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