Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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