She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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