How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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