her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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