i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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