Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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