They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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