everyone is single if you try hard enough
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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