i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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