She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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