Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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