i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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