Christians are straight up FREAKS
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I am spending my child support on dildos
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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