why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Can I color on your dick again?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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