How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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