you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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