Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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