dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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