Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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