I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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