yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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