i barfeds in our rink
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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