He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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