I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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