A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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