After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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