they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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