I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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