You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Terrible idea I love it
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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