So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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