3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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