I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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