Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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