I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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