Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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